Monday, March 16, 2009

The Joker


The idea was to crack a lame joke after saying it. Somehow the irresistable laughing feeling..well, lets say it was crazy. I guess Nelson's has the laughing atmosphere.
Riffin: One day, Got 100 cows...
*laughs*
Riffin: One day, got 100 cows in a lor...
*laughs louder*
Riffin: One day, got 100 cows in a lorry.. then when the lorry bra..
*laughs out loud*
Riffin: One day, got 100 cows in a lorry.. then when the lorry brakes, how many legs are there still standing?
Assume that there were much more pauses for me and my sister us to laugh. Moments of questioning the situation of the joke,i decided drink some 100 plus while this question was sarcasticly asked..
Daniel: How can 100 cows fit into one lorry? container arh?
Riffin: huh? retainer??
(based on what i heard)
why oh why did daniel had to ask this unneccassary question? I actually did what i swear i won't do since form one,
I sprayed out what i was about to swallow on a coverage of 180 degrees
The babequed sausages food was watered with 100 plus and a little mixture of my saliva. :DD
Jun Keat and Jia Shuo who wasn't in the scene finished it though.
But my happiness was limited, Manchester United lost to Liverpool badly.
Answer to that joke:
When the lorry braked, all the cows leaned forward and lifted their two back legs, so its 200 legs.

3 comments:

waaaayshhyeah said...

-_____-

i was beside you then okaay.
not funny!!

Jason said...

you kena too?? HAHAHA!! sorry! couldn't control.. hee

Anonymous said...

o.0